Rhetorical Questions

So I have this assignment for school for rhetoric/ public speaking class. And for it the prompt is :

Teachers' salaries should depend on student performance (academically).

And we (the students) have to create a survey from 5-10 questions that asks about this topic.

Now, I need everyone who reads this to comment, even if it was anonymous (although I need your grade/profession at the end). Also please give me this by Thursday afternoon. I need this for my grade.

Now for those infamous questions...:

1. Do you think that student performance is a suitable way of measuring teachers' salaries?
2. Do you believe age (or grades) can affect the academic performance? Time of day? Region?
3. How do you think students will be affected by this statement?
4. Do you think the academic performance of the students' would change with this statement? How?
5. Should students should know that how they work in class would affect their teacher financially?

Thank you for reading this and hopefully answering the questions, even though they do nawt sound anything like something I would write normally. Everything is capitalized :D

So yes. I will resume posting normally once this assignment is over. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to rant again, as a normal post.

--------------------THOSE WHO I EMAILED THIS TO WHO DO NAWT READ MY POSTS REGULARLY DONT BE AMAZED---------------

Ok so during lunch Musey told me that she searched "zelda ranting" on google and meh blog turned up first. and i totally went crazya t lunch. i ean, i was in a spazz. alice came over and she was all like "woah darya calm down" adn i told ehr teh news adn sthen she was jumping around crazsily and then ms. calihan yelled at us and so we did it "silently" doing the nya over adn over and over again (yeah were sortakindalmostish ready to be put inot a mental institute- nawt to be offensive). and then i brought meh horoscope booka dn av was all over it. i let her take it home for tonight :). and bluey adn linklovah (elise da new girl) wrote zelda-related things for tehi ENGLISH assignment! elise did teh part int eh oot manga where link meets epona in kakarico and then bluey did a twilight princess adaptation in where link comes into his house adn a ton of bokoblins attack him (nodnodnod). i could read blueys after skl, i was in such a spazz that she had to read it to me. and even then i was in such a spazz. and in teh morning in da caf we were doing "master sword imitations" cuz inevery game you get eh master sword adn we were doing imitaions. so toon link (ww) he just stood there adn pointed the sword up while older link (tp) toally did this epic pose, hand behind back, sword up, feet spead apart, adn we were so opic! (epic adn awsome mixed toagehr). anyways img oona go adn check if the zelda rnaint ghting on ggl was true.*checks*

OMGGPS ITS TRUE!!!!! THE FIRST TWO THINGS UP TEHRE ARE MY PSOTS ON ZELDA RANING!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGPS.

OK SO HERS TEH LINK (HAHA LINK) SO U CAN BELIEVE UR EYES::

http://www.google.com/search?q=zelda+ranting&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

SO EYAH.

id better go adn emial this to everyone i know, should i?

so yeah.

abientot! with a green hat over the "o"!!!

KATENGERI!!!!!!!