Rhetorical Questions

So I have this assignment for school for rhetoric/ public speaking class. And for it the prompt is :

Teachers' salaries should depend on student performance (academically).

And we (the students) have to create a survey from 5-10 questions that asks about this topic.

Now, I need everyone who reads this to comment, even if it was anonymous (although I need your grade/profession at the end). Also please give me this by Thursday afternoon. I need this for my grade.

Now for those infamous questions...:

1. Do you think that student performance is a suitable way of measuring teachers' salaries?
2. Do you believe age (or grades) can affect the academic performance? Time of day? Region?
3. How do you think students will be affected by this statement?
4. Do you think the academic performance of the students' would change with this statement? How?
5. Should students should know that how they work in class would affect their teacher financially?

Thank you for reading this and hopefully answering the questions, even though they do nawt sound anything like something I would write normally. Everything is capitalized :D

So yes. I will resume posting normally once this assignment is over. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to rant again, as a normal post.

--------------------THOSE WHO I EMAILED THIS TO WHO DO NAWT READ MY POSTS REGULARLY DONT BE AMAZED---------------

Ok so during lunch Musey told me that she searched "zelda ranting" on google and meh blog turned up first. and i totally went crazya t lunch. i ean, i was in a spazz. alice came over and she was all like "woah darya calm down" adn i told ehr teh news adn sthen she was jumping around crazsily and then ms. calihan yelled at us and so we did it "silently" doing the nya over adn over and over again (yeah were sortakindalmostish ready to be put inot a mental institute- nawt to be offensive). and then i brought meh horoscope booka dn av was all over it. i let her take it home for tonight :). and bluey adn linklovah (elise da new girl) wrote zelda-related things for tehi ENGLISH assignment! elise did teh part int eh oot manga where link meets epona in kakarico and then bluey did a twilight princess adaptation in where link comes into his house adn a ton of bokoblins attack him (nodnodnod). i could read blueys after skl, i was in such a spazz that she had to read it to me. and even then i was in such a spazz. and in teh morning in da caf we were doing "master sword imitations" cuz inevery game you get eh master sword adn we were doing imitaions. so toon link (ww) he just stood there adn pointed the sword up while older link (tp) toally did this epic pose, hand behind back, sword up, feet spead apart, adn we were so opic! (epic adn awsome mixed toagehr). anyways img oona go adn check if the zelda rnaint ghting on ggl was true.*checks*

OMGGPS ITS TRUE!!!!! THE FIRST TWO THINGS UP TEHRE ARE MY PSOTS ON ZELDA RANING!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGPS.

OK SO HERS TEH LINK (HAHA LINK) SO U CAN BELIEVE UR EYES::

http://www.google.com/search?q=zelda+ranting&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

SO EYAH.

id better go adn emial this to everyone i know, should i?

so yeah.

abientot! with a green hat over the "o"!!!

KATENGERI!!!!!!!

Midna Fangirl Post!!!

Soyesterday I was singin some Midna AMV songs so I felt like watching the Stand in the Rain Mina AMV adn now I feel all nostalgic of winter when I first joined BASIS.

And so some of meh fav Amv'S and note, tehyre on the same song made by different ppl.

AND IT CONTAINS UUUUBER SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO IF YOURE IN TEH MOOD FOR A GOOD STORY TO BE SPOILED WATCH THIS!!!! YOU WONT GET ANYTHING BUT ITS EPIC ANYHOW.








and then the best one the owner disabled embedding so now I ca't put it up but that one was the best out of all of them. You can find it here::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSezDLY8-5g

Ok so why I did this post I did nawt know. I felt in a Midna tribute mood.

Now Midna is an epic character from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princesss, said by some to be the best character in videogame history. After all, who wudn't love a little fast talking Twili imp?

And she is also the main point of the game. UBER SPOILER!!!!!!!! She is the Twilight Princess the game is named after. So yeah. ONce you finish teh 3rd dungeon and then proceed through teh game you will understand everything.............

Now for some midna music::

Midna's theme:



Uber sad, just like the character herself. And also, the background notes are so freaking Twilighish!!! And of course, the unmistakable evil notes after teh main thmeme is done....
*don, DON.... don, DON*

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Midna's Lament, better kown as Minda's Desperate Hour::



I know I've posted this song multiple times on here, but tis a Midna song, it should be here as well. This song marks the turning point of the whole game. You've done teh 3rd dungeon, gotten teh three Fused Shadows, and then ytou find out you still weren't stong enouph and now you are cursed and Midna is dying. When my mom heard this song she was all like, "whoever wrote this was in NY during a storm." and I replied, "Howbout Tokyo?" nad she said "same thing". But alas, I cannot play this on the recital I'm gonna have in December. Olya said it was too sad. I think its too touching.

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A Helping Hand::



This really sint a song but just a riped soundtrack from teh game... Its when tyou're in teh ajil cell as a wolf when you first entered teh Twilight and midna helps you out and then you looka round, then al of a sudden she lands on you and you go all wild horse rampaging then she says "hm, guess youre nawt completely stupid after all," and just laughs then she reminds you that you have to goa dn tehn the twilight music takes over.

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Scared::



Ok so this to isnt exactly a midna soundtrack but it relates to her. I have no idea how, but it does. But tehn, all Twilight music relates to her. She isa meber of the Twili *duh*.

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Enter the Darkness::



This is right from teh beginning of the game (if u were a good gamer you shud of gone this far). This is when Ilia was saying goodbye to you tehn teh bulbins come crashing through and then Link relises that his friends are gone and tehn the scary dink dink violins start playing and then when tehres the huge "woooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" you see this huge epic wall and so eyah. You enter eh Twilight.

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Twilight::



Doestnt it make u feel weird? I loe this music!!!

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The twilit Palace::



Then of course, being in the true Twilight on teh other side of the mirror. This song reminds me of those uber-stupid hands that keep on trying to get teh Sol from you. DANGIT THEY WERE ANNOYING!!!

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So that's all I ahve to say. Terrible midna music and epic minda thingies and its just so awesome i cant take it.. *explodes the zant way* OHNO I JUST DROPPED A HEART CONTAINER!!! (yeah sri i have permission to go crazy once ina while, don i?)

-calz

ZELD MANGA---NESSSSSSS

OK i know that i ahve posted a really long post ysterday but i neeeeeeeeeeeed to post this one.

UI woke up at 5 again. To see the manga. And i've finished OoT and MM and even WW:Link's Handbook. Yes there's a manga sortakindaalmostish on WW. It just shbows parodies in teh game "those clothes look too warm..." hehe.

OMGGOS I LOVE THE MANGAS!!!!!!!

It brings me back to april, when i had the obsession w/ TMM... And I read the sequal on mangafox in teh mornings...

And about teh manga... Some really weird information. Sorted in chronological order, by yours truely. No really. The chronological stuff took such a freakin long time. It keeps on screwin up!!!



Here's that little part in teh "reunion" in the Kokiri Forest... Mido's so mean. Link just saved his life, and he's all likem"its all b/c that jerk left... saria going away and teh monsters and everything..." and link's like, what jerk? but then he finds out that Mido means him. And b/c 7 years have passed, no one believes its the same little weird kid, just looking different.













OHHHHHH I live how link agrues with navi! its so mangaish and makes me love him more!!! (oh eayh. i forgot to say i get crushes rally easily these days.. but only awsome ppl, like Alexander Rybak. <3)




Did you know that Link ahs a ponytail under his hat. (omggps i toally freaked out in that pic. and i eman toally. like uber fangirl screaming. il show ud dues at skl)And also, I ahve no idea what ahppened before this. The bad thing about manga is that you can't see between the little pics, so i ahve no idea what just happened. and Sheik is epic.








Link loves to eat. Apparently. But in games, you dont really eat. You just drink some soup or something and then wipe your mouth adn keep on going. But the food ingame only restores hearts. Here, it restores funninesssssssssssss.









And then waht happens after that, Link gets a scolding from Impa, then looks outside the window..... and there's epona!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW His faithful good horsie!!! shes so cute. I love epona. Shes realy funnyw ehn she and linka re little. hm. i ahve just realised im only posting things from teh second volume. hte ADULT volume. when 7 eyars have passed. and links now 17. bu still thinks that mido recognizez him. aw. epona knows him! shell know him forever.......






Link has three hotties:: Malon, Zelda, and Saria. And Malon calls him Fairy Boy. Which is uber cute. OMGGPS hes lke her prince!!!


Link feels very strong about Malon. Look at their epic faces!!!!!!!(!!!xinfinity!!)


Pic 1 Pic 2




Naboruu puts Link in chains [pic 1] (yes i love these parts in stories!!) and then Link easily hops out (which is so freakin epic) and tehn after that tehyre friends and Naboru is rally confused by elemtal things. And she acts like a me almost!!! [pic 2] which is pretty epic. I may be part gerudo.... I should stop daydreaming, shouldn't I?





AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
I love romance. But that pic in teh middle is so uber0cute....
And Navi goes twirlin around them.....
And he funnyt hing is, in Tp (and probobly i other games, but im nawt that far yet) when you sue a fdairy, it curcles around you cna increases ur hearts. HMMM.... Hearts? And as I see Navi sis circling aroudn them....
Why teh ehck is Link so tall? He's normally too short to be 17, bu now I'm like, omg. omggpsssssssssssss. So freakin cute!!!








Apparently Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf are all interconnected. Which is epic. "Courage, wisdom, and power" and links face when he said courge is just too hilarious!!!! hjeheehehehhehehehehehehhehe. its like "wait, what did he say????"









"Its your destiny... Only you can fufill it..."
I guess I just love it when Link's about to die then hes all "hyaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" and kills everybody :) I am just too violent.



So eyay. I wud of liked to psot some more, but I don;t have enouph space in my blog and in my harddrive. if that's how u say it. so eayh. please read the amga, its epic, funny, i ahvnt stoppped smiling (owwwwwwwwww my cheks hurt) ever since i started reading it, its ubercute, but i wish it was longer. it has a certain charm to it. and its almost as old as us. i eamnm, 1998. most of my friends are 1996 or 1997. epic.

so read it.

please.

i beg of you!

navi begs of you!

link bvegs of you!

impa, malon, zelda, the fisherman, epona, darnia, ganon, naborroou(dang i spell her anme diferent ever time!), saria, mido, and everyone else whos epic. including skull kid. but hes pretty epic. even though he waned to kill link at one time (I AHTE ADULKTS1!!!) cuz the evil tree told him that linkd gonna grow up and since the kokiri dont grow up (links not a kokiri) skull kid got mad at him all of a sudden and tied to kill him.... and saria. he wanted to take away sarias face. i know im blabbering.

but after sitting at he comp for 3 hours... wait, make that 4. its already 9am. so eayh. now im gonna re-read it. heheeeheh. be prepared to see me ranting on monday.

:)

Short Post Replying to b2bjbj's comment

b2bjbj is billybobjoebobjoe ina shortededddddddddd version. like misscaltra is callii, like aliceinwonderland is alicia, like the trilingual bookeater is trili, and the tenth muse is musey.

hehe. so now billybobjoebobjoe is b2bjbj. Cuzzzz i laaaaaaaaaaaaaak it.

So replying to your coment.....

1. It doesnt matter i u don't have sox on. I will ALWAYS roc ur sox even if u dont ahve sox.
   
2. Actually fairies are in Zelda but they arent like the one I'm drawing. Fairies are little orbs of light wiht wings [link]. But I'm drawing one that looks like a person. And so far I've finished the sky, halfway done wiht the stones on teh roof, did the first layer for her clothes and her hair, did the first layer for her skin and the shodow.... And did the first 2 layers of the other parts of the roof. But I'm gonna be done ina bout 3-4 classses.
3. You may not think it but Trili does. She thinks I am self-centered adn selfish. I think the first one may be semi-correct, but who doesnt care about themselves? Even you have to admit I'm nicer since I've cried over Wolf's Rain, where everyone dies at teh end and after I totally cried over Midna a the end of Tp......... even thinking about it makes me sad.
4. I may do the harp. I already have a pretty good idea of what to draw, but it has to do alot wiht perspective and a little of archtechture (wow. epic faiure in spelling) schuffs. But it seems to me it would look better wiht colored pencils, even though I ahvn't done anything wiht colored pencils in over a year (wow... teh flower-trio ahs really sucked some energy from me.)
5. It makes me preoud that someone else cares about vidoegames other than me. THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
6. So what if ur b-day's in may? I can still barge in and buiy you ST.. or PH... or TP... or WW depending on which console u ahve. but you ahve a wii....... so u BETTER watch out.......
7. No. How is nawt in season right now. even nya is losing its power... its time for me to get obsessed wiht something else. .. But ppl are stil doing nya. cuz nyaness wiht rox ur sox even if ur nawt wearing sox.
   

So yeah. And b2bjbj's blog is ::

http://orangeisthenewcolor.blogspot.com/

VISIT HER BLOG SHE TALKS ASLOOOOOOOOT ABOUT ME!!!!!! (ok i amy be a lITTle selfcenterd........)

So eayh.

Eat ur veggies. help old ladies cross teh street. play videogames. dont do drugs. play ur taxes. um.... dang theres so many that i dont remmber! But im gonna add one more anyway... "worship toon link" cuz yesteraday me and luey were goign out of ourselves worhsiping the pic of toon link i ahve in my locker..... and she has a pic of him in her locker too!!!! life is so epic.......

ENJOY IT. I COMMAND YOU BY TEH POWER OF MALO!!!! (and if u dont know who malo is, check erhe:: http://www.zeldawiki.org/Malo

bai. calii signing out.

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WW Hilariousness

Ok so I was watching random vids on YT as normal adn I came across some WW vids. (ww is wind waker. u shud know that by now!) and so i foudn this. its so freakin funny!!!! Pirates of teh Caribbean meets Zelda: Wind Waker!!!!



When I first saw it I was in a spazz. It was just so freakin epic.

Now I reallyw ant to play WW. Sadly I can't until Tuesday morning cuz it tunrs out u CANT play GC games on the wii wiht a wiimote. so i ned a gc controler, thnkfully and graciosly borrowed from bluey, cuz she (also graciously) allowed me to borrow WW for teh weekend. but i cant play it.

so im watching vids.

great.

blah.

and b/c of zelda, i ahve also realized how freakin geekey and nerdy I am.

I mean, I'm in love wiht a game about swords and magic. I do air-violin, dudes. I was in love wiht Star Wars: Clone Wars for a month. A wear wolf-hats to school. Talk about uber-geekey. But geekeyness is epicness too. And also, me and Alice also think that epic is gonna be teh next big word, after "pwnage".

Cuz that's what we think.




Epic hilariousness. Note: this is not ingam,e. Tis is fanmade. But I would love to have WW for the Wii. get it... www? haha lame joke.

and just for the fuin of it.... my fav song from ww..... molgera battle::::::



and of course....... i have to end it wiht someihng from tp....... midans desperate hour!!! i canplay a little of it on teh piano ;D



So eyah.

Go dudes, dont waste any life force reading this anyfurther. just go enjoy life.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EPICNESS

I was cleaning the kitchen today and while I was there, I ahd nothing to do.. mentally. So I was thinking about Zelda, then things I like, then epicness. I wondered what myh fav word ment. So now here's the definition::

–adjective Also, ep⋅i⋅cal.

1.	noting or pertaining to a long poetic composition, usually centered upon a hero, in which a series of great achievements or events is narrated in elevated style: Homer's Iliad is an epic poem.

2.	resembling or suggesting such poetry: an epic novel on the founding of the country.

3.	heroic; majestic; impressively great: the epic events of the war.

4.	of unusually great size or extent: a crime wave of epic proportions.

This was not what I though epic meant. I thought epic meant something so great it cannot be redone, but it made you feel da love. Like ZTP. Like Eurovision. like the Olympics. Like HSM 1 (yes, i just said it.). Like a first kiss. I thought that was epicness. Wowie. Talk about way off. Now lets talk about what is epic to me in my version of the word::

-Zelda: Twilight Princess
-The Twilight Saga
-The Olympics (this ones lkinda strange....)
-HSM1
-Eurovision 2009 (go moscow!!!)
-The first kiss of a lifetime with someone other than family, romance-wise.
-The Wii
-The Russian versions of the songs of Dima Bilan and T.A.t.u.
-The cake that Daria and I made yesterday which had too much chocolate on it but still tasted good.
-Life.

Take hold of epicness (my definition) and hold it close to your heart. Make a list on your blog of what you think is epic. And what is ready to become total epicness.