Rhetorical Questions

So I have this assignment for school for rhetoric/ public speaking class. And for it the prompt is :

Teachers' salaries should depend on student performance (academically).

And we (the students) have to create a survey from 5-10 questions that asks about this topic.

Now, I need everyone who reads this to comment, even if it was anonymous (although I need your grade/profession at the end). Also please give me this by Thursday afternoon. I need this for my grade.

Now for those infamous questions...:

1. Do you think that student performance is a suitable way of measuring teachers' salaries?
2. Do you believe age (or grades) can affect the academic performance? Time of day? Region?
3. How do you think students will be affected by this statement?
4. Do you think the academic performance of the students' would change with this statement? How?
5. Should students should know that how they work in class would affect their teacher financially?

Thank you for reading this and hopefully answering the questions, even though they do nawt sound anything like something I would write normally. Everything is capitalized :D

So yes. I will resume posting normally once this assignment is over. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to rant again, as a normal post.

--------------------THOSE WHO I EMAILED THIS TO WHO DO NAWT READ MY POSTS REGULARLY DONT BE AMAZED---------------

Ok so during lunch Musey told me that she searched "zelda ranting" on google and meh blog turned up first. and i totally went crazya t lunch. i ean, i was in a spazz. alice came over and she was all like "woah darya calm down" adn i told ehr teh news adn sthen she was jumping around crazsily and then ms. calihan yelled at us and so we did it "silently" doing the nya over adn over and over again (yeah were sortakindalmostish ready to be put inot a mental institute- nawt to be offensive). and then i brought meh horoscope booka dn av was all over it. i let her take it home for tonight :). and bluey adn linklovah (elise da new girl) wrote zelda-related things for tehi ENGLISH assignment! elise did teh part int eh oot manga where link meets epona in kakarico and then bluey did a twilight princess adaptation in where link comes into his house adn a ton of bokoblins attack him (nodnodnod). i could read blueys after skl, i was in such a spazz that she had to read it to me. and even then i was in such a spazz. and in teh morning in da caf we were doing "master sword imitations" cuz inevery game you get eh master sword adn we were doing imitaions. so toon link (ww) he just stood there adn pointed the sword up while older link (tp) toally did this epic pose, hand behind back, sword up, feet spead apart, adn we were so opic! (epic adn awsome mixed toagehr). anyways img oona go adn check if the zelda rnaint ghting on ggl was true.*checks*

OMGGPS ITS TRUE!!!!! THE FIRST TWO THINGS UP TEHRE ARE MY PSOTS ON ZELDA RANING!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGPS.

OK SO HERS TEH LINK (HAHA LINK) SO U CAN BELIEVE UR EYES::

http://www.google.com/search?q=zelda+ranting&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

SO EYAH.

id better go adn emial this to everyone i know, should i?

so yeah.

abientot! with a green hat over the "o"!!!

KATENGERI!!!!!!!

Small Post

OK. (tehrs that ok again....) so thnx to my great frriends for remeinding me of my great quotes. And remember ing what I and we and everyone was like in 6th grade. *sniff sniff*

So The first thing we remembered is when trili sent me this REALLY long and COMPLICATED email and so I wa all oike, "wut?" adn shes al like, "i think ur brains too small to comprhend such information" and I retorted "yeah well ur big brain has been stuffed wiht too jch useless information!" and so yeah. and then when we were at school she walked up to me and I said hia dn so what i said next was

"I was thinking of ignoring you, but then I remembered you were my friend."

haha I was cruel nack in teh day. But I really was thining that. "maybe I can get back at her......" haha cruelnmess isnt so aweosme but it just is. tetras cruel but shes awsome. so i guess i can be just a little like a pirate.... (zelda talk. sri.)

and tehn later today when I was eating wiht my brother, we were talking, as we usually do. And when you have 2 siblings + food + an obsession + zelda = crazy-ness. So I started re-enacting the "ima firin mah laza" scene from wind waker and then all of a sudden i found myself talking about me and caroline adn that we were the "skip sisters" and that during PE we had to run laps around four martial arts pads and so I decided one day not to run, but to skip (this was before caroline transfered into basis). and then when caroline transfered, we started skipping together adn we called ourselves the skip sisters. I remember teh boys imitating us. I rember Mark trying to skip like me wiht my hands all out. Haha they looked so ridiculous!

And remember when we were doing the pads and we were in line and then I started rando=mly dancing wiht teh circus-carnival-ish music. So the dance goes like this: you put your hand on your hip. the partner outs their hand on their hip, but through teh hole that you have created. So you look as if youre starting a polka. And tehn you absicall skip around in a circle onto my bad singing. Dah-dadada-dadadada-dondada-dondon-dadada! I might record it on my headphones later, but now i dont feel like it.\

and cocerning PE i had to sit out today cuz i think im getting sick. i mean, runny nose, sniffles, sneezes, and a ton fo toehr stuff. adn my hair is messy. which ads onto taht.

blaham.

eat your veggies.

help old ladies across teh street.

play videogames.

rant like youve never eanted before.

and use rhetoric to enhance you life (AKA get allowed o actually wear somthing otehr than collared shirts and no necklaces... my fellow friend evil genious.)

so eayh.

calii signing out.

~nya!

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OK I dont feel liek amking a new post so i will oncinue this one. ok so i was watching the walkthrough for WW adn i saw this video and i think its pure hilariosness!



Ok so you wont understnad naything. but you ahve to skip to 7:27 or around tere. You wont understnad anyhting, trust me, but its hiakrious. "youre just my type" "use my fairies to ease your wariness" adn then teh edudes comments 'You you do already. You know youre teh one who tehes all teh other fairies to be braffle women adn to spray plastic flowers to every traveling boy" "we will sue your fairies! we will use them!" "ow my rib cage. and aheart attack!"

done be sscared when u see me at skl randomly quoting this. but i love this. shes so freakin weird its so funny!

and im updateing a zelda contest. to prove to you that zelda will rox ur sox off. you will ahve the chance of posting a random statement and i will somehoe transform that into a zelda rant. with a snap of my unmanicured fingas. muauauaauauu!!!!!!!