Rhetorical Questions

So I have this assignment for school for rhetoric/ public speaking class. And for it the prompt is :

Teachers' salaries should depend on student performance (academically).

And we (the students) have to create a survey from 5-10 questions that asks about this topic.

Now, I need everyone who reads this to comment, even if it was anonymous (although I need your grade/profession at the end). Also please give me this by Thursday afternoon. I need this for my grade.

Now for those infamous questions...:

1. Do you think that student performance is a suitable way of measuring teachers' salaries?
2. Do you believe age (or grades) can affect the academic performance? Time of day? Region?
3. How do you think students will be affected by this statement?
4. Do you think the academic performance of the students' would change with this statement? How?
5. Should students should know that how they work in class would affect their teacher financially?

Thank you for reading this and hopefully answering the questions, even though they do nawt sound anything like something I would write normally. Everything is capitalized :D

So yes. I will resume posting normally once this assignment is over. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to rant again, as a normal post.

--------------------THOSE WHO I EMAILED THIS TO WHO DO NAWT READ MY POSTS REGULARLY DONT BE AMAZED---------------

Ok so during lunch Musey told me that she searched "zelda ranting" on google and meh blog turned up first. and i totally went crazya t lunch. i ean, i was in a spazz. alice came over and she was all like "woah darya calm down" adn i told ehr teh news adn sthen she was jumping around crazsily and then ms. calihan yelled at us and so we did it "silently" doing the nya over adn over and over again (yeah were sortakindalmostish ready to be put inot a mental institute- nawt to be offensive). and then i brought meh horoscope booka dn av was all over it. i let her take it home for tonight :). and bluey adn linklovah (elise da new girl) wrote zelda-related things for tehi ENGLISH assignment! elise did teh part int eh oot manga where link meets epona in kakarico and then bluey did a twilight princess adaptation in where link comes into his house adn a ton of bokoblins attack him (nodnodnod). i could read blueys after skl, i was in such a spazz that she had to read it to me. and even then i was in such a spazz. and in teh morning in da caf we were doing "master sword imitations" cuz inevery game you get eh master sword adn we were doing imitaions. so toon link (ww) he just stood there adn pointed the sword up while older link (tp) toally did this epic pose, hand behind back, sword up, feet spead apart, adn we were so opic! (epic adn awsome mixed toagehr). anyways img oona go adn check if the zelda rnaint ghting on ggl was true.*checks*

OMGGPS ITS TRUE!!!!! THE FIRST TWO THINGS UP TEHRE ARE MY PSOTS ON ZELDA RANING!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGPS.

OK SO HERS TEH LINK (HAHA LINK) SO U CAN BELIEVE UR EYES::

http://www.google.com/search?q=zelda+ranting&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

SO EYAH.

id better go adn emial this to everyone i know, should i?

so yeah.

abientot! with a green hat over the "o"!!!

KATENGERI!!!!!!!

Mad At Life adn VideoGamez

T-T'

I am mad at life these days, mostly because I wantr to do those same things that ppl do in movies, videogaems, books, anything, where they understand what they did wrong, grow up, help ppl, and i want to do the same.

one problem; do those things even exist?

ive been reading lots of z articles on zi adn zu about childhood, faith, adn how its all mixed in. adn now im still having these little fights with myself-

• Kids are supposed to let go of the tree to grow up; what in teh world do i have to let go of?
• Where is this stupid tree?????????? How do I know the time it is to let go?
  
• How can you have faith if you're never taught it? How can u show faith if there's nothing to believe in?
  
• How can u help people if the circumstances and your true nature don't allow it?
• Do people really think of others as their friends?
• What is the right thing? How do you know its teh right thing?
  
• What is the true face face underneath peoples' masks?
• How is it, to accept change when it never comes?

Stupid Majora's Mask. It gives you so much insight on the world, but tehn when you actually ahve teh information sink in, tehres this huge battle focusing on life.

The Tree of Immortality. A huge playpen. Once you wonder what's outside teh paypen, you decide to venture out and explore waht is beyond it. You let go of teh Tree.

That's all very well in a world made of pixels. What about teh real world? What do we real poeple ahve to let go of? To do waht is so-called growing up???

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Ok I'm done ranting. I'm working on my new Blogger template- the main theme is Black Comic. The one right now is Blue Leaves. See? i'm not the only one who is bad at naming things.

Ah...... WW Music is so calming. Especially with teh HQ of Zreo. I've been listening since "Outset Island" adn now I'm on "Graaandma". Dudes, did you know that these Zreo People make too many reduxes of the same song? I mean, there's like, 2 "Outset Island"s adn one Soundscape, which is pretty cool, and there's teh same for "The Great Sea". But there are no reduxes for TP!!!! How could they do it for the most realistic game of teh series adn teh latest console game??? Evilz.....

Well Now I ahve to at least trya dn finish coloring teh header. T-T. Photoshop is actualy working well with me today. :)

Also, my Mom got a new computer and she has Adobe Photoshop CS 4 and she doesn't even use it while I'm teh one whose drawing all th time adn I ahve a crappy CS. My dad offered to install teh 4 but I gues I can wait. After all, I still need to install my enw Bamboo tablet. I eamn, it costs eanr 1000 dollars and I still havnt installed it but I'm still suing my 2 year old F610? Crazy, dontsha think?

Anyways, "Pirate Ship" is playing adn I ened to finish shading teh header.

KATENGERI!!!!!!!!

-chiao

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EDIT

And if you want to read those articles I was talking about, click on these::

http://www.zeldainformer.com/2008/05/the-message-of-majoras-mask.php#more

http://www.zeldauniverse.net/articles/the-missing-link/immortal-childhood/

These two articles is whewre I get my so-called philosophical ideas from. Very good articles, unless you know what teh games are about you won't understand anything, but they can really ger u thinking. Like "let go of teh tree" matephor. But really, in this day and in this world, we don't rally ahve much to let go of..................

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OMGGPS!!!!!!!

ON TEH GAMESPOT GREATEST HERO CONTEST THINGY LINK IS AGAINST GORDON FREEMAN!!!!!!!!!!

DUDES WE AHVE TO HELP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

IF GORDON CUD SEMI-TIE WITH SNAKE SURELY LINK WILL AHVE A HARD TIME????

HE NEEDS OUR HELP!!!!!!!

HES ON 52% AGAINST 48%!!!!!

OH NOOOOOOO

ADN IVE ANALYZED TEH VOTES FOR MARIO (CUZ HE WILL AHBVIOSLY BE AGAINST LINK) SO AMRIO HAD 73,000 VOTES IN TEH ALST ROUND WHILE LINK AHD 57,000 VOTES SO MAYBE LINK HAS A CHANCE OF BEATING HIM,

IF PL LOOK AT SOME ITALIAN-AMERICAN PLUMMER DUDE AND THEN LOOK AT EPIC LINK TEHY MUST KNOW THAT LINK IS TEH BETER HERO!!!!!!!!

HEY MUST!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDES, PLEASE. MALO IS BEGGING YOU.

GO ADN VOTE.

http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=62

PLEASE.

ADN WHILE UR AT IT, VOTE FOR SAMUS. CUZ SAMUS IS LESS POPULAR THAN LINK SO IF SHE (YES, SAMUS IS A SHE) STANDS UP TO LINK SHELL DIE.

VOTE MEH FRIENDS VOTE!!!

Ok so (back at it again) gamespot.com is having this contest thingy about teh greatest hero of videogames and theres 64 ppl that you can vote for (r u cud since its like, teh middle of the contest) and u know who i WANTED to vote for but firefox wudnt allow it.

well, thres all 64 chars and theyre paired upw iht another char and u can vote to either one or teh other, and the percentage of votes against each char is counted up, and teh char who won goes into the next round to be paired up with another winning char. and so far my char has beat up Earthworm Jim, fox McCloud, and is really beating up DonkeyKong. None of the competetors ahve gotten higher than 40 %. although i see a very big problem b/w snake and gordon freeman. both are on 50% (heheh)

So as I said, now I ahve voted, for teh most epic game character of all time (hehe epic adn time.. u dudes know where I'm gettings at) . And now officially, wiht my vote being called...... *drumroll.....*

Link is Winning to DonkeyKong wiht 80.9 - 19. . Scary, eh?

Now vote, vote my frinds! Go see for urselves!!!

And on teh site there's standings, also where u can vote (plase dont vote for pacman! he actuallya mde it to teh Storied Sixteen! As well as Mario, link, Snake, Gordon Freeman, Samus.. asnd uh... those are all teh ones I know. I truely don't know much.

So yes. Go quicky! Run!!! VOTE FOR LINK!!!!!!!!

The Standings:
http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/standings/index.html

The People:
http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/heroes/index.html

AND VOTE!!!!!!!!!
http://www.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=56

AND LETS WIN BY A LANDSLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KATENGERI!!!!!!!!!!!

So eayh.

Just goa dn vote. Cuz Malo begs you to. now go, run like to wind and vote!

Calii