iCarly, music, sunburns, and 7th grade domination, among other things....

Lets dfo it on order.

iCarly::

• those of you who actually know this show and thos who dont, i highly reccomend it. cuz it epicness. its funny, cute, pretty darn epic. adn i have to dmit its funny. very funny. i love it.
  

CUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-------------

saorry dudes. for cutitng u off. vuyt as im wrintg this im lsiteng to zelda msuic played by some orchestra ppl. and in the video there was some music from some viedeo gasme, tehn teh main theme of zlda went on, nad ppl cheered. and i srtarted both crying ad AND grinning liie an idiot.

the video::


u shud of seen me. i was lsiteing to this and i was just staring and crying. and teh ironic thing is, i cried b/c of zelda earlier today cuz i finished the game (yeta gain, 3rd time) adn i saw the "the end" and then minda doin the destruction, to teh miror... oh..... *wah!!!!!!!!*

sri. zelda makes me hapy. and teh thing xP is actually me when i think of an epic part (teh riding ito kakariko village when teh bulbin king takes colin. gotta love teh face expressions at that part1) i actually amke that face. heh.

CUT IS BACK-------------------------

so back to iCarly. i gwt offtopic like taht. it was funny. and my mom was alos laughing. especiallyw hen spencer was in teh picture.

so then music. well, i was already said about mcuic.

and sunburns. i got his rally abd sunburn yesterday. its all over my cheeks and nose and shoulders. and i cant live wiht it. i always touch my cheeks when.... always and now i cant touch them uz they hurt!! and i cant fliup my hair anymore cuz my neckis like, red.

so yhea.

shuda sunscreened.

and b/c of that, i cant do my plan to domicnate 7th grade!! i want to, but the circumstances say no. i mean, who wud want to follow a sunburned girl???? i had to make the 1st day perfect, bu now its ruined. *sigh*. nothing i can do 'bout thjat. and i also left my pink ahir clip at trishas house. trish, can u give it to me someime? cuz i love it and i cant believe i legft it by teh pool.

so yhea.

making a logo for my parents realotr comany. not ahving fun.

dad told me that if he findas me on yt or gmail again before the logo is finished hes blocking them. better start workin, eh??

-calii.

SO FREAKIN UNBELIEVABLE

DAUUUUUDES

I GOTS A 75.

U GOTTA ADMIT THATS FREAIN UNBALIEVABLE.

I MISSPELLED ALOT OF WORDS THERE BUT AH WELL.

THATS PRETTY IRONIC IF U READ MY LAST POST.

SO YEAH. TODAY WAS A CRAZY DAY.

DID U KNOW THAT MY SMILE IF ALMOST RUINED CUZ OF MY TEETH ON THE RIGHT TOP SIDE OF MY MOUTH???

DID U KNOW THAT MRS.ZUZANA WAS CZEKOSLAVAKIAN AND SHE KNOWS RUSIAN CUZ SHE WAS TAUGHT IT IN THE USSR AND SHES TRYING TO BUILD THAT ATMOSPHERE OF USSR SKLS IN HERE??? NOW IM ON HER SIDE. SRI GUYS BUT IM PRO-STICTNESS. AND SHE KNOWS A LITTLE RUSSIAN. IMAGINE MY PARENTS (BOTH OF THEM) SITTNIG IN THAT ROOM (WITH THEIR ACCENTS) AND THEN MRS.ZUZANA WITH HER ACCENT??? STANGE, EH?

WELL SHE ALSO SAID THAT MY SCORE WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCES IN TEH THING. FROM 46 TO 75. WEIRD EH? IF I HAD KNOWN TEH STUPID VOLTS IT WUDVE BEEN BIGGER.

OH WAIT. im writing in caps, aint i? well, sorry. i didnt mean that.

sri for hurting all ur eyes so badly. yeah.

so yeah. i didnt knwo that. but now im in 7th grade, which is pretty cool.

and then we went shopping wiht mom in tj maxx. ansd we bought mey some really cute shoes. theyre REALLY cute. no kid. thick rubber sole, easy to fasten, and also... theyre black. i love them. cuz black shows go wiht everything. awesomeness.

so yeah.

i passed.

and i guess well all see each other on monday, shall we?

EDIT:::: iu have written this and i am now adding on. i was looking at yet more zelda videos *sigh...* and i read somehwere a coment hat tp links ending blow was preschool compared to wind walker links. so i went and saw teh ending blow of wind walker and im loik, little kids have mucho more fun. i mena, some 12 year old kid flying through teh air, doing a double somersault, adn tehn landing the master sword right in the temple of the bad dude, adn then jumping off???? no one can do that!!! and........ then he looked at it, and almost collapsed. but tehn zelda/tetra got hmi on his feet again. and i ahvnt even played the game!!! teh ending was sad, but not tp sad. i wish tp had those types of awesome moments. i hiope teh new zelda wii wud be better. :)

Cooled Down. Almost.

Ok so I've almost cooled down from my little pessimistic view on the world in teh last post. Thanks you guys for being there for me. :) i've been having scary daydreams of me talking to like, some of u guys and tehn ur moms coming over and ushering u away "dont talk to failiurs". yeah. epic speeling dail. :). well, after i wote the post no one was home to i went zelda video watching. omggps dudes didja know that an ocinara is actually a real instrument???? i was so freaked when i saw someone playing one!! i want some now!! and i was watching some ppl play ztp trailers on the piano and then ztp in teh making.... so eyah. i was kinda cooling down there. so now i can give a real opinion on these things.

for phys:: i studied hard. i did everything by the book. and im glad that i did. most of teh questions i passed through thanks to my dads and my midnight tests. and im so freaking thankful to that. *in terrible need for music so opens zreo and listens to tp soundtrack*. yeah. i lsitent o that site alot now. :) zelda has really calmsed me down. this si teh official 4th ime it came back. and im pretty happy it did. cuz if i were ina no-obsession moment right now i wud die.

so back to phys. ive gotten 10 of the volts questions wrong. i know that. 10/66. i wonder what percent i ahve *takes out calculator* oh yeah. i lost my calculator *sigh....* *open computer calculator* so ive gots a 75% so far. not that good, but good netherless. if i said it right.

but today in teh day my mom was calling somebody and i heard it "may we please schedule an appointment wiht teh school director?" 0_o. what an unpleasant situation. my parents are really disappointed in my reactiont o teh test. i cam out pale. heh. im pale enouph already. but i was ready to cry. i spille to my mom that on teh last test there were those questions but thre werent so much of them. so i was so shocked to find that most of the tyest was teh same.... except they added more volts. danggggggggggg youuuuuuuuuuu voltsssssssssssss!!!!!!!!! *ocinara of time ending::*

"CURSE YOU ZELDA!!!!
CURSE YOU SAGES!!!!
CURSE YOU........
Link."

hehe. and i havnt even played the game. i just saw teh ending video on youtube. hehe. ganondorf was spinning in cuircles cursing like that. sri. got off topic.

so i feel like making my own version. to be forever doomed like ganondorf. ut at least im not some gerudo person who tries to take over da wolrd and was beaten by link (about 25ish) and a princess zelda (25ish too). so yeah. ganondorfs about 40. but i ahvnt seen him that much. so i cant judge., but at elast i wasnt trapped in a mirror in heck like he was. and he got out of the mirror, which was basically the reason why twilight princes was made. heh. off topic again. so im gonna make my own version::

CURSE YOU PHYSICS!!!
CURSE YOU VOLTS!!!!
CURSE YOU.....
Mr. Stratton.

yep. i feel like doign that. but still, 75 percent isnt really that bad. id be glad if i got it. but then that means that i had to get eeything else right......

oh great light spirits, oh starclan, or gawd, please let me be uberuberlucky and get at least a 60. i beg of tyou........ and for pwnage's and epicness's ske.......

i ahve to tell u that my bro and i played 5 hours straight on our wii. but not on zelda, thank greatlightspiritsstarclanandgawd. we played on ssbb (super smash beos brawl) adn mariocart. i ahve to admit that i really like super smash. mostly cuz of the fact that its nintendos most famous series made into one game.

so it has::

-zelda (obviosly) 4 players, 3 stages
-mario (even more obviosly) 4 players, too many stage to count
-mother earthbound, 2 players, 1 stage
-metroid, 1 player, 3 stages
-metal gear, 1 player, 1 stage
-kirby series, 3 players, 2 stages (i think)
-pokemon, 3 players, 3 stages
and a ton more. i dont remember all of tehm. cuz theres 35 chars and even more stages.

as u can see, zelda has some of the best numbers. that officially means that zelda is one of nintendos top games. oh! u just got pwned!!! that goes for u metroid!!! but maio is still ahead. yo duh. threre sint a person on earth who doesnt know who mario is. hehe. that reminds me of a trailer for teh game * incoming snake*. so it shows snake and some other person talking on this recierver thingy adn there were pictures. and then the otehr dudes like 'eliminate amrio at all costs' and then it shows them brawling.

and strangly enouhp today i was humming the ssbb theme. werid, eh? i guess i like teh latin in teh song alot. i relaly reccommend the game. its so much freakin fun!!! u get to beat other ppl up! and most of teh tim its me as zelda dn kirill as link or me as pikachu and kirill as pokemon trainer... or me as ton link and kriill as normal link.... so yeah. i pick the suckiest of characteres. xD!!!

and as im typing this im watching yet more ztp trailersz.... i think this obsesisons got much more than normal. then what teh heck didnt i play it today while i had teh chance????

so yeah. bibi!!! enjoy my weirdness!!!

PS and if u really want o see some of these trailers i have faved alot of them on my yt account. if ur interested. :)

Big huger fat stupid failiure

what the title says. im a big huge fat stupid failiure. i think ive failed physics. i studied honestly; ask anyone. but the test still got the beter of me. it really killed me. i was unprepared for all those circuit and volts questions. thre were like 10 of them. i tried the best i cud, buton some i totally didnt have enouph time to do all teh way. i wud of gotten them right if there was enouph time. but no.;.......... only 1 hour hour is enouph. stupid physics! u have me toally crying everywher!!! if only teh weather wud feel that way too but nooooooo.......... it decedes to be happy outside. i want whooping thunderstorms!!! hurricanes! !! just soemthing so that teh physics tests will be blown away adn i have to retake them!!! yet again..... dangiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!! its been exactly 2 hours since i took it. and im still sad on teh inside. when i was taking it i was pretty good on the first half. i got most of them in confidence. al that studiing relaly did pay off. but then came the stupid part with the gravity question.,... ten the volts. stupid volts. and im also cursed byt them cuz my grnadpas an energy person who builda raods. everyone asked my mom why she isnt oing well in physic and they said hat her dad was an energetic so she shud. well now my moms sayng that my grnadpas an energetic. so now im relaly mad at my grnadpa for bring his job into my eprsonal life. not that i can do anyhting to make it go away. and theres also mr.stratton. whats with him not giving me test materials!!! he todl me that everything i need to know is in teh physics book. the blue one. the forces in motion witht eh cars on teh front. that one. hve u guys ever seen volts in that book??i think no! i was told to study that book. i did. honestly. and then he put volts (something that wasnt in teh book) on teh test!!!! dangit mr.stratton. not that i ahve anything against u, i have anything against the subect that u teach. well, at least if i pass (which probobly wont happen) i wont have uuuuuuu as a physics teacher. *sticks tounge out* well, if i pass. which improbobly wpont. and thres no idea when well get the results either@!!! and they say that this is one of the best schools in teh us!!! u gotta be kidding me... wel. wish me uber luck. or a retest of the retest. wel, anyway i have alot of crying and listening o wolfs rain. cuz i need some sad songs to tell me that im not the only one in this situation. yeha. likemi am. no one else has a stupid stupid situation like this one. sigh.... guess my plans of 7th grade popularity are oer.... bye basis. u and your stupid comps. i wud like to use a cus word right now... but i dont have the guts to post it on a public website. bye guys. u may never see me again. now if u dont mind im gonna overdoes on quaker instant oatmeal. bye :'(

Updates about School and a *cough*JOB*cough*

yes. theres a little updates concerning school. cuz i feel like updating.

school:::

-ive picked out my clothes::

• a europeanstyle white collared and embroidered white top
  
• the beethoven skirt
• those earrings that daria gave me
• pick hair clip
• stars and hearts necklace
• beethoven socks
• green and white stapped shoes (or the blue keds if i wash them int time)

and ive already got sorta enopugh supplies
my parents deciewd that one notebook will be enouph for a whole semembster. i waws like 0_o when they said it. im gonna go on amazon and buy more notebooks. T-T

and yeah. right now im drawing a couple samples for highlights magazine so that they can see what im capable of :). so far its a cat and im drawing teh lineart for the girl. after this its gonna be a doggie and then i think a boy.

teh girl is turnign out way better than expected. time for coloring!!!

and oops. i forgot to shade teh cat *smacks head on table*. now ive gotta go backa dn do it again!!! smack smack smak!!!


ooohhhhhhhh i ater this really interesting rusian traditional food today. it was weird,. its a cold soup called "okroshka'. its really good, but really steange. it like, the whole food pyramid in one bite. thers a beverage- kvass- which is a type of russian traditional soda, boilde egg bits, slightly salted cucumbers, baloney (the rusian kind), and lastly, mix it all together to create a soup. its sounds really gross. it is gross. until u eat it. it tastes funny. but good. i recomend it. mom likes it wiht kefir and mineral water. i like kvass just fine. so eyah.

talking to trili on gmail chat. were taling about earrings and fav resteraunts. strange, eh?

well, g2g chat. see yall soon at skl!!!

-calii.

Physics Even more

physics is clouding my moms and my brain. she told me that im not allowed to stand from the table until wednesday. T-T. in teh end she told me tat i can go inot another room cuz shes gonna watch tv. then in hte other room i fell asleep. typical of me. so yeah. and now moms asleep so i can go on the comp for a little bit. the official test is on wednesday 11-12. heh.

so yep. im doin fine. and im writing this on an empty stomach. *gurgle* time to make some macaroni!!!

-chao

Yet More Zelda Music......

Sorry for updating so much but this ones worth it!!! I ahve just emailed a ton of friends about my blog (yet again) to get more ppl to see it... so yeah. and now im posting. yet again.

http://www.zreomusic.com/

this is a site i stumbled upon on yt while looking at zelda wii. the music quality is epic. total epicness. check it out. please, for teh love of midi... and zelda. and music in general. cuz this msuic has some really cool things that teh original zelda ost (official souind track) doesnt have. so yeah.

and for those ppl who i have emailed, if u see this post and call me crazy (which im sure some of u will do) scroll down. theres much better posts. please. ur not gonna regret it.

-cali

PS::my physics retake is officially on wednesday. so i have 2 more days to get ready. which basicall mens that trhew next posts will be really early in teh morning while normal ppl unlike me are sleeping (think 4-5 am). but at teh same time my basis friends will know that this is no surprise. xP!!

Irony

Be scared. something weird happened. i was posting the other post (below) adn then alkl of a sudden my parents shouuted "do u wanna watch hren????" dontcha think thats ironic??? i was just blogging it and then it just hapepended!!! and even before that, i watchewd it on Youtube!! scary......... the universe is polling against me!!!

Yet more updates.

OK many updates. like the EPIClist. and current poll stats. and russian summer tv rants. so shall we get started?

EPIC list.

Yes. that is what its officially called. the EPIC list. a week ago i wud of p[osted something called "epic list update. wolfs rain. that is all'. now im scared to say that zeldas coming back. yes it is. zelda is officially the most reoccuring obsession having come back 4 times. scary, right? even scarier, wolfs rain isnt feeling the charm it had on me anymore. only teh song "strangers" and "stray". even cloud 9 isnt giving those epic violins a chance to amaze me. *sigh...* well, obsessions come and go, but i have to say goodbye to them. what?? it happens all teh time so get useed to it!!!!

now on teh EPIC list its::

• Zelda (as usual)
• Music from videogames and films (ive been watching lots of films lately and im loving teh music. and as im typing this im listening to spirit tracks trailer music)
• Toboe*
• hair clips and showers at 10 am. (dont ask. ive getting real territorial about my hair and looks. i think its all come down to teh idea that i HAVE to be popular next year at skl)

*Toboe is waht i named this hat that was a wolfs head. i named it toboe and now its laying on my bed next to Luke. its kirills hat, but not anymore. ;P


CURRENT POLL STATS\

have come to the desision (as also have my fans) that i can be an illistrator for a childrens magazine. i have also been thinking on this matter, and i have decided that once skl starts, ill be on teh comp doing a job that may gimme enouph money so that i can buy some videogames wihtout asking my bro, who for some reason gets much more holiday money than me. so yes. i was thinking "until i get a new tablet" but now that its fixed i can do everything with ease. and i can buy clothes. 0-0.


AND RANDOM RANTING

so yes. in russia durinmg the summer everyones actually vacationing. at least tv ppl are. i mean, during teh summer theres like, no intersting stuff on tv. cuz everyones on break. so weve been watching "bolshaya raznitsa" over and over. and its getting really boring. all i can hjope for is that septermber 1st will come faster so we can finally getg a new episode of Projector Paris Hilton and Bolshaya Raznitsa (Big Difference). PPH is loved by my parents who really need some loosening up on saturday. so waht happens there is thwres theses 4 comedians who sit at a table and talk about current news. strangly, theyre all from KBN (a show where teh universities top comedian students try adn be at the top tier of comedianship which will proboblyg et them in show biz). and theyre FUNNY. teh ppl on there are very well known. and for bolshaya raznitsa, its a show that parodies other shows and movies. the two hosts are also from PPH - Ivan Urgant and Alexander Tsikalo. One giant adn one midget. no odffense to any of them. (and if u wanted to know, that dude who was hosting eurovision was Urgont and he also has a cooking show called Smak). so yeah. but the parodies are HIL:ARIOUS. whenver someone yells "its bolshaya raznitsa!" in our home i will even leave the comp. itsd THAT good. especially Hren. oh hren, whever im sad i think of hren. i love hren now. even though its weird. adn if u search "bolshay raznitsa hren" on yourube u will get to it. sadly, thers no annotaions or captions so u dont know wahts happening. but for russians its the best parody eva maed!!! sri for rantng. but i jusrt do.

------- after wathing it------

heh. the ending is the best. adn at the end thers the little BP symbol..... sri.

back to business.

ive also seen HIGHSKLMUSIKAL russian edition on Channel1. It was like a year ago but still, highsklsmusical. really. theye ven made a different background timing for it. 0_o. I didnt watch it but i saw the trailer thingy. crazy. i eman, it wud be ok if CTC showed it, but channel1? its not a kid channel. oh wow, loka t the time. bi!

AND DA SURPRISE

Thers this comment on one of my friends blog that really scared me. not scred, but disturebed. irritated. caused buterflies.

Here it is::

caltra ur kool. i go 2 ur school. u dont no me but i luv u!

This comment freaked me out, as seeing my reply on the blogpost. its from "through teh looking glass" by aliceinwonderland. i dont know who this is, but that comment got me thinking. ive gota secret admirerer pplz!!! or its someone trying to pulla prank on me. its more likely teh second one. but still, thinking about it makes me go in a really butterflyinstomach more. and now my bro looked at it ans hes all loik, "thats creepy". yep. and urpersonalsunlight said that alice shud hook her up to me sop i can amek her a layout. ;P. sure. but i want some moolah in return. hehe. well, see ya leter!!

-callii.

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not that much!
my tavbletes fixed.
be scared
and im so freakin happy
cuz that means my art block is officially dsone.

*runs away to photoshop*

heres what i was doing::::!!!!!!!!!



yep

randomness

click on it to see exactly what i wrote

tis a foxy

be scared.

and his means im officially open for requests and commisions

requests:: u shall give me an idea of waht i shud draw

commision:: u give me $. i shall draw u something semi-professional on ur topic. u pick, i do. but for $. dont worry, ill amke it affordable. :)